Maxi-Man
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Dex: 8 Str: 9 Body: 8
Int: 3 Will: 2 Mind: 3
Infl: 5 Aura: 4 Spirit: 6
Initiative: 16 Hero Points: 45
Powers:
Running: 5
Invulnerability: 5
Advantages: Connections: Conglomerate (High)
Alter Ego: Henry Hayes
Motivation: Thrill of Adventure
Occupation: Superhero
Wealth: 5
Source: Who's Who, 3rd Edition;
Ed's Notes: Corporate Superheroes? Seems like a risky investment. Also... MAXI-MAN? Are you fucking kidding me right now?! (Must... resist... urge to make... numerous crude jokes...) Oh fuck it: Maxi-Man? I hope his costume doesn't have any PADS in it! It looks like a job for Maxi-Man?! If it doesn't involve cleaning up spilled menstrual blood, then I assure you: It isn't! OMFG. Maxi-man. I swear, as a GM, I would award 10 hero points, on the spot, every time a PC managed to pull off saying "This looks a job for MAXI-MAN!" sincerely, in appropriate context and without laughing. OMG. He even LOOKS like a corporate mascot for feminine hygiene products! (Granted, one created by DUMB MEN, but still!)
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