Steamroller

Steamroller
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Dex:   5   Str:   5   Body:    5
Int:   3   Will:  3   Mind:    2
Infl:  3   Aura:  2   Spirit:  2
Initiative: 11  Hero Points:  20

Skills:
Vehicles (Land): 6

Advantages: Connection: Demolition Team (High)

Alter Ego: unknown
Motivation: Mercenary
Occupation: Stunt Cyclist
Wealth: 4

Equipment:

STEAMROLLER [Body: 6, Str: 12, Running: 4, R#: 2]



Source: Adapted from 1st Edition Green Lantern Corps Sourcebook, page 73

foe of: Green Lantern



Ed's Notes: Wait... So the guy's superpower is that he DRIVES A STEAM ROLLER?! I know people who drive steamrollers! Can they be "super villains" too?! LMFAO, OMG... These guy's are ridiculous. And BTW... Where the other members of the team have former occupations that make SOME sense (but not really) how the fuck do Motorcycle Stunt Driving skills make you better at driving a STEAMROLLER?! I mean... Compared to flying through the air, at high speed, doing flips and shit... How is he anything but BORED driving a damned STEAMROLLER?! Another funny thing of note... All of their stuff is yellow - so it could harm Green Lantern, of course - but their CLOTHES are not! So... OK, I can't destroy your Steamroller, but I (if I'm Green Lantern) can still knock your ass right off it, and into the Pacific Ocean, without breaking a sweat!



First Appearance: Green Lantern Vol 2 #176 (May, 1984)

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